Phone Conversations

Ben had to work tonight.  We did our father's day celebration at lunch with some carne asada and tortillas, a present, and hugs and kisses.

Tonight when Em lost her tooth, she called him.  After all the details and celebrations of tooth fairydom, they were chatting as I folded clothes, moving in and out of the room.  This is the one side of the conversation that I heard-

So, give any tickets?

What's an illegal u-turn?

Did you have to chase him down?

What did the chief say?  You know – THE CHIEF!  It ends with an F!

You NEVER talked to the Chief?  Never? The Captain?  Oh.  She's a girl?

Can I do that?